Ruminations of 2nd Grader learning to tell time–> This has NOTHING to do with the purpose of this blog, set forth by me.

Props to my friend, the Teacher (Slight digression, teachers and facebook is kind of like priests and molesting children… Go ahead and do bad things behind the scene, just do NOT let anyone find out about it)

Learning to tell time, as a second grader.

That's so easy mommy, it's 4:02! Duh!  Can I have a beanie baby now?

That's so easy mommy, it's 4:02! Duh! Can I have a beanie baby now?

A little harder…

That's hard mom, but its 6:35. Aren't I smart?  Can we pleaseeeee go eat a low-carb, high protein meal?

That's hard mom, but its 6:35. Aren't I smart? Can we pleaseeeee go eat a low-carb, high protein meal?

 

Kids who don’t eat crayons may get this:

This is tough, I don't think I actually know the answer to this.  Not saying much, considering I'm missing an organ.

This is tough, I don't think I actually know the answer to this. Not saying much, considering I'm missing an organ.

Whoa.

I thought time went from 1-12.  What the shit?

I thought time went from 1-12. What the shit?

No comment:

Is this a fucking alien spacecraft?  This is in not way indicating to me what time it is.  I might as well use a sun-dial, or one of those awesome things that Indian Jones uses to light up the room with the sun striking it just right.

Is this a fucking alien spacecraft? This is in no way indicating to me what time it is. I might as well use a sun-dial

The end.

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2 Responses to “Ruminations of 2nd Grader learning to tell time–> This has NOTHING to do with the purpose of this blog, set forth by me.”

  1. Nikki Says:

    AM and PM is stupid. 24 hour clocks are brilliant.

  2. Adam Says:

    Put these in your house if you really want to mess with your children.

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/59e0/

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